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Sam Huston and Sam Graham recap week three of the English Premier League.   Everton lost to Aston Villa, so Big Sam owes 4 shots of Malort for a pre-season bet.  Joining him in his misery, a special fan calls in for his first shot of “Mike Ashley in a bottle”. Man U is still a sh!t show, we have your predictions, and Jamie F’ing Vardy goes on a date.  Sit back, relax, grab a drink and enjoy!   First Segment Liverpool 3 – Arsenal 1 Man City 3- Bournemouth 1 Crystal Palace 2 – Man U 1 Newcastle 1 – Spurs 0 Chelsea 3 – Norwich 2 Second Segment Wolves 1 – Burnley 1 West Ham 3 – Watford 1 Leicester 2 – Sheffield United 1 Southampton 2 – Brighton 0 Aston Villa 2 – Everton - Zippy       Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow       THE HOSTS sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice, and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a parade. sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years.  Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years of shit talking at pubs.

Sam Huston and Sam Graham give their biased recap of week two of the English Premier League season, Producer Mel does another shot of Malort, and we check in with our gambling debts. We start this week with the two best games, and they were both draws! MAN CITY 2 – TOTTENHAM 2 CHELSEA 1 – LEICESTER CITY 1 In the second segment, two sides that will be facing each other this weekend both got victories, but they weren’t as easy as they should’ve been LIVERPOOL 2 – SOUTHAMPTON 1 ARSENAL 2 – BURNLEY 1 In the third segment, two of the newly promoted sides earned their first victory of the season NORWICH CITY 3 – NEWCASTLE 1 SHEFFIELD UNITED 1 – CRYSTAL PALACE 0 Wrapping up the rest of the league in “oh so that happened” EVERTON 1 – WATFORD 0 BRIGHTON 1 – WEST HAMM 1 MANCHESTER UNITED   -   WOLVERHAMPTON   BOURNEMOUTH 2 – ASTON VILLA 1   This week we are drinking Lip Service Rye Whiskey   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow   THE HOSTS sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice, and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a parade. sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years.  Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years of shit talking at pubs.

Last Monday after the show, the guys had a few more beverages until they were both lubricated enough to do the English Premier League transfer recap.  Here it is, unedited, in all its drunken glory.

It’s the second season of the Drunkard United football show and Sam Huston and Sam Graham are here with their biased recap of the English Premier soccer league.   They start with Chelsea vs Man United, then they indulge themselves with Arsenal vs New Castle and Everton vs Crystal Palace.  Rounding out the recaps with Aston vs the Spurs, Liverpool vs Norwich, West ham vs Man City, Brighton vs Watford, Leicester city vs Wolves, Bournemouth vs Sheffield The bottle of Jeppson’s Malort is back to scorn the losers.  This week’s target is a Huston, but it’s not Sam.  Producer Mel does a shot for Aston Villa’s loss to the Spurs.  For predictions, who is better at picking games this week?  Huston? Graham? A 4th grader? Or the Chicken? We are all drinking Murray Hill Club, the historic Magnus flagship brand blended bourbon whiskey     Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow   THE HOSTS sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice, and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a parade. sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years.  Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years of shit talking at pubs.

Last show before the new season begins and its all Everton all the time.  Joining Sam Huston in studio is John from the DC Toffees and skyping in from Australia isn’t Tim Cahill, it is the other Tim.   How long until Arsenal is brought up?  Sam Graham isn’t even in the studio, so they have no excuse.  We are all sipping on Rum Malecon Reserva imperial 25 #FreeZouma   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

Sam Huston walks alone while he surrounded in studio by Liverpool fans.  Joining us this week is resident stand in co-host Russ, and an actual good player from DU, Josh.   Graham is on another vacation, but he still somehow manages to make a magical appearance on the show.  This week we are drinking Foursquare Empery 14 year old Fine Barbados Rum.   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

Friend of the Show Simon Torres returns to talk all things Arsenal with Sam Graham.  Since Sam Huston doesn’t have to drive the bus, he breaks his boozefast immediately with an icehouse and a whiskey, but the rest of us were drinking Tequila Ocho Single Estate Plata Tequila 2016 Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

Since there are more teams than time, Sam Huston and Sam Graham cover Chelsea, Tottenham, and Burnley.  The guys get into speculations, a DUFC update, and two out of three of us are sipping Casamigo Añejo Tequila aka George Clooney’s stuff. Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

This week it’s the Manchester United fan show aka the shitshow spectacular. Sam Huston and Sam Graham are joined in studio by local fans Ray and Ale’. The boys bust balls while sipping on Flamingos made with Ron Del Barrilito Rum.   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

The DU Football show is coast to coast and global.  This week the Sams are joined via skype by two fans in Houston, TX.  First up is Paul, a Wolverhampton supporter, then we talk to West Ham supporter Chris.  We get into some speculation, regular ball busting, and most of us are drinking Chairman’s reserve Finest Rum, The Forgotten Casks.   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow