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Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
EPL week 10: “Very Brightly”
Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week’s episode, Sam Huston must drink Jeppson's Malört for the Everton loss, the name assassin strikes again, and the boys pay respect to the victims of the tragic helicopter crash at King Power Stadium. In the “only club that matters” news, Drunkard United football club wins 7-3, yet Graham still calls it a lousy match. Despite his self-proclaimed piss poor performance, Sam Graham says call him “the Carpenter because he measures all his passes.” This week they are drinking Ragged Branch Virginia Straight Bourbon out of Charlottesville, VA. English Premier Week 10 games recapped: Man City 1 - Tottenham 0 Arsenal 2 - Crystal Palace 2 Manchester United 2 -Everton 1 Liverpool 4 – Cardiff City 1 Chelsea 4 - Burnley 0 Brighton 1 - Wolves 0 Leicester 1 - West Ham 1 For these games, Check out the Sams video: https://www.facebook.com/dufootballshow/videos/298297070896958/ Newcastle 0 - Southampton 0 Watford 3 - Huddersfield 0 Bournemouth 3 – Fullham 0 Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow
Tuesday Oct 23, 2018
EPL week 9: “Play to the Whistle”
Tuesday Oct 23, 2018
Tuesday Oct 23, 2018
A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. Welcome back from the international break. On this week’s episode, the boys are glad neither one of them has to drink Malort, Sam Huston recognizes Jordan Pickford as stone cold killer with a PK, despite his rosy cheeks, and Sam Graham showers too much credit on his spirit animal Lichtsteiner. They are drinking One Eight Distilling's District Made Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Week 9 games recapped: Manchester United 2 - Chelsea 2 Everton 2 - Crystal Palace 0 Arsenal 3 - Leicester 1 Liverpool 1 – Huddersfield 0 Man City 5 - Burnley 0 Bournemouth 0 - Southampton 0 Brighton 1 – Newcastle 0 Watford 2 – Wolves 0 Tottenham 1 - West Ham 0 Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow
Wednesday Oct 17, 2018
Back to School: Epl 101
Wednesday Oct 17, 2018
Wednesday Oct 17, 2018
A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. For our 10th episode, we go back to school this for the International break! Sam Graham and Sam Huston breaks down the finances of the English Premier League, and they invite their producer and soccer novice Melissa, aka Mrs. Huston, to ask the vocab and dumb questions she has been writing down all season. What are 6’s and 7’s, what does shambolic mean, what is “Getting Stuck in” and what does it mean when the keeper doesn’t “cover himself in glory” For this week’s Back to School event, everyone is drinking Journeyman Distillery whiskey. Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
EPL Week 8: "Fire Mourinho"
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys both like soccer football because both of their their clubs won. We learn that Sam Huston is #quickfat, and Sam Graham still harbors some resentment for the promo his daughter cut for Liverpool. Speaking of promos, send in your own promo for your favorite club to DUfootballshow@gmail.com The boys are drinking Second Glance - American Whiskey As for the football, the boys wonder what will it take for José Mourinho to get fired and here are the Week 8 English Premier League games recapped: Liverpool 0– Man City 0 Leicester 1 – Everton 2 Fulham 1 – Arsenal 5 Southampton 0 – Chelsea 3 Tottenham 1 – Cardiff 0 Watford 0 – Bournemouth 4 Wolves 1 – Crystal Palace 0 Burnley 1 – Huddersfield 1 Brighton 1 – West Ham 0 Manchester United 3 – Newcastle 2 In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club has no new news. Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
EPL Week 7: "Two-Castle"
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are back to drinking American bourbon. This week’s contribution to slurred words is James E. Pepper 1776 Bourbon. We learn that Sam Huston not only mispronounces words, but he also can’t do math and admits to being a moron, and that Sam Graham turns ambiguously British the more he drinks. As for the football, the boys rip into José Mourinho and here are the Week 7 English Premier League games recapped: Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 1 Cardiff City 2 - Brighton 0 Arsenal 2 - Watford 0 Huddersfield 0 - Tottenham Hotspur 2 Everton 3- Fulham 0 Newcastle 0 - Leicester 2 Wolves 2 - Southampton 0 Bournemouth 2 - Crystal Palace 1 West Ham 3 - Manchester United 1 In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club had another stinker of a week that Sam Graham had to sit out because he is “getting too old for this shit” Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow